I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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