dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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