Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
