You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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