I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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