I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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