Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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