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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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