goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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