i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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