I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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