Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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