So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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