C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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