I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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