ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
we're so committed to being not committed
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