So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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