i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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