Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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