I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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