discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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