none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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