Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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