I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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