Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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