before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just want to make out with him forever
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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