I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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