Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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