fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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