Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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