i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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