I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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