I think I just saw someone hide a body.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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