sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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