why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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