cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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