am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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