'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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