He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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