Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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