My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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