I want to stick my p in your. b.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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