I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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