Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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