sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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