the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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