Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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