She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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