Yo dont text me then not text me
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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