If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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