I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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