that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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