Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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