she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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