I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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