can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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