Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
