There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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