scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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